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i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

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bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

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officialunitedstates:

kuro-ai:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  sailors call the right side of the boat the starboard because stars only appear on the right side of the sky.  always. 

You sure about that?

always

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ven0moth:

if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest

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cartel:

Don’t know what to get your special someone????

clestroying:

When you accidentally touch the cashiers’ hand when you’re giving the money

image

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justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

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snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

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ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

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