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noshirtnoblouse:

i want to make a boy nervous i want to make a boy go to his friends and ask them for advice about what he should text me back 

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tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

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"There are 50 boys. 49 of them like you. For which one are you going to fall for?
Exactly."

- Let’s Run Away (via students-tears)

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caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I love lying to my grandmother about technology that doesn’t exist like I just explained to her that people invented these machines to enter dreams and I described to her the plot of inception as if it were a news story and she doesn’t know how to use the internet so she can’t fact check me

Like honestly they can’t figure out how to make her hearing aids work properly why does she believe me when I tell her that we can time travel now

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so-humorous:

OMG

sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

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