i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”
on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet
FACT OF THE DAY: sailors call the right side of the boat the starboard because stars only appear on the right side of the sky. always.
You sure about that?
if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest
When you accidentally touch the cashiers’ hand when you’re giving the money
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like